elioetoliver:

dean calling cas his boyfriend headcanons:

• every. time. they check into a motel. “one king for my boyfriend and I. and whatever’s furthest away from us for the sasquatch.” 
• when they go to bars. he’ll have a drink sent to “the handsome fella in the trench coat,” and he wants to leave it at that but inevitably he blushes and, with a dreamy look in his eyes adds: “he’s my boyfriend.”
• when a hunt goes sideways, and dean is at the mercy of a monster, tied up and roughed up a bit. “man my boyfriend is gonna be so pissed at you when he gets here. i’d start running, if i were you.”
• when they go to the farmer’s market with sam, they stop at a honey vendor, and cas spends 20 minutes trying to decide between regular honey and elderflower honey, only to get neither because the choice is too difficult, so dean circles back around to the vendor and buys them both, surprises cas with them when they get back to the bunker with an: “only the very best for my boyfriend.”
• anytime he gets a call from cas. no matter who he’s with, no matter how well they know cas, he simply goes, “oh! it’s my boyfriend. gotta take it.”
• when cas does something particularly badass, he’ll nudge sam in the side with his elbow and pridefully say, “hey, that’s my boyfriend” 
• sam cuts cas’s hair one time because dean is too busy to do it, and it looks fine, by all accounts, but it’s just a little shorter than dean likes, so he huffs into the kitchen later that day and confronts sam with a “what the hell did you do to my boyfriend?”
• sometimes he stares at cas really intensely across the table over breakfast, and he’ll interrupt him to say, “you know, cas, i’m so sorry you’re never gonna know what it’s like to have a boyfriend as hot as mine.”
• when he loses cas in walmart, he approaches a clerk with, “have you seen my boyfriend? yay tall, ruggedly handsome, sex hair, dirty trench coat?”
• when cas gets taken by a monster, on the rescue mission dean slams the culprit against a wall, presses a blade to its neck, and seethes, “where the hell is my boyfriend you son of a bitch?”
• then one day, they’re in the impala, sam conked out in the back seat, and dean says, without preamble, “cas, i don’t think i can call you my boyfriend anymore. whaddaya say we get hitched?”
• and if the people in dean’s life thought he talked about his boyfriend too much, they soon find it didn’t hold a candle to how often he talks about his fiancé. and, well, once he has a husband? he’s downright insufferable.